Friday, December 18, 2009

Best Movie Review Ever

I should qualify the title. This is the best, longest, and at times most disturbing movie review ever. My first thought was to hire this reviewer for my considerable stable of bloggers at double the normal salary of my staff. However the side story of this reviewer is not safe for work, children, or pets and this is a family blog.

The horror... The horror...

However if you can get past the incidental filthy language and the alarmingly unsettling side story then it's downright funny and accurate, albeit creepy. It's what we've all thought (except for the reviewers sideplot) and many of us have said but it's never been broken down in such a matter-of-fact, if not occasionally historically inacurate, way.

These videos are about 10 minutes long each so don't be in a hurry to watch the whole thing. It's worth it.

Yes really.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

Part Five

Part Six

Part Seven

Pizza rolls.


  1. You are linked at Hot Air.

    Well done.

    By the way...

    There was a black and white movie made in the sixties, I believe, and I have been trying to get my hands on it.

    There was a British contingent in Africa, where a Sgt. Major was made fun of by all the troops for being too professional, until the African revolt, the Officers were stuck in the dance hall, and the Sgt. Magor led a squad to take back the base, only to face a "Courts Martial" at the end, because the Officers in the dance hall had made a treaty with the 'revolt' during the night.

    Do you know the movie...?

  2. Sorry Pinky, I thought I answered your comment long ago but somehow it didn't get posted. I remember a movie with a similar theme that was set in Africa but it was an American unit and not British. After some looking I have still not found the movie you refer to.